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TO: foreveramber@quicklink.com <amber
fleece>
FROM: Classreunion.com
SUBJ: Confirm membership
DATE: Thursday 7/29 8:45 PM
Welcome to classreunion.com, your connection to the past! We have received
your electronic payment and membership survey response and are pleased
to inform you that you are now included with your high school graduating
class on the most popular classmate finder site on the Internet. Your
listing will read:
• Amber Fleece
• 28 years old
• Residing in Boston, Massachusetts
• Employed as Director of Traffic, Millennia Marketing
• Marital status: single
• Email: foreveramber@quicklink.com
Have fun finding old friends and rekindling old flames. If you have questions,
visit the site and press "help" for email assistance. |
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TO: wonderwoman@usol.com <stephanie
hilliard>
FROM: foreveramber@quicklink.com <amber fleece>
SUBJ: I did it!!
DATE: Thursday 7/29 9:02 PM
Hey Stevie! Just got my confirmation from classreunion – I did it!
I joined. Took three glasses of wine and an effing degree in engineering
to master the electronic payment business – all for the privilege
of NOW sending one lousy email. It’ll take me three more glasses
of wine and forty-nine drafts, or it will be lousy. I only have one shot
at Gray McDermott. I gotta make him remember the glorious experience of
relieving me of my virginity on prom night ten years ago. *That* really
pissed off my date! Write. Soon. Love. Amber
PS. How’s the afterlife, my domestic princess? Haven’t heard
from you for a few days. IM me if you get on line tonight. |
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foreveramber@quicklink.com:
wonderwoman@usol.com is sending you an Instant Message
on Thursday 7/29 at 10:18 PM:
wonderwoman: Amber, are
you still composing your email? Finally got the
kids down. Are you there?
foreveramber: I am here. Merlot
is nearly gone. But so is my brain and my nerve
and my ability to type.
wonderwoman: Maybe you should let
me preview your message to him – I’m
sure it will be wonderful, but sometimes a second
set of eyes can help. Like when you first started
at the agency and couldn’t, well, you know,
write.
foreveramber: She devil.
I could write. I just couldn’t write
as well as Madame Vice President Stevie
Wonderwoman Walker. Hilliard. Whatever
the hell name you use now. Are you still
hyphenating?
wonderwoman: Oh, sure.
No doubt it will carry a ton of weight
when I apply for the coveted Kindergarten
Room Mom position. BTW, you know what today
is, don’t you?
foreveramber: July 29
here. Whoo-wee! You are going to be thirty-five
tomorrow. Happy Birthday Eve, Steverino.
You are still gorgeous and women of all
ages hate you.
wonderwoman: Thank you.
It’s easy for you to say that since
you spent your last birthday at a Boston
nightclub drinking raspberry flirtinis.
I will spend the evening reading THE LITTLE
RED HEN MAKES A PIZZA and watching "My
Lover, My Stalker" on Lifetime.
foreveramber: Brent still
out of town?
wonderwoman: Till Saturday.
Don’t go there. So, what are you
going to say to the one that got away?
foreveramber: Here’s
what I have so far: Hey stud, I’ve
thought about you every day for the last
ten years and I hope you’re not married
and still gorgeous, funny and built to
last for hours. Think he’ll
respond?
wonderwoman: That oughta
get him to hit reply. With his…never
mind.
foreveramber: And darla,
his nevermind is something to revere, let
me tell you. Speaking of gorgeous and built,
remember you told me about a copywriter
by the name of Tom Markoff who used to
work at the agency before I got there?
Well, guess who waltzed back into Millennia
Marketing last week and landed his oh-so-fine
tush in the office of Senior Vice President
and Creative Director? <big evil grin>
foreveramber: Hey...Stevie?
You still there? What’s taking so
long?
wonderwoman: I’m
here. I thought I heard the Prince of Wails.
foreveramber: Your pants
are so on fire. I recall a conversation
back when I was your slave…er, administrative
assistant. BTW, I finally hired my own – and
who do I pick when I have my choice of
Wellesley grads in leather miniskirts?
A forty-five year-old who looked suspiciously
confused when I mentioned search engines.
wonderwoman: Why pick
her?
foreveramber: She’s
sweet and eager and she worried about my
cough in the interview. I know, I know.
Freud would have a field day.
wonderwoman: Did I say
anything? Go back to Tom. What conversation
back when?
foreveramber: When you
referred to Tom Markoff as the one man
who turned you into liquid from the waist
down.
wonderwoman: Mmmm. A total
pool. But there was this one little problem
named Mary Grace, mother of his child,
woman in his bed, co-owner of his last
name.
foreveramber: Mary Grace?
Sounds like a minister’s wife.
wonderwoman: Tom Markoff
is no minister.
foreveramber: He’s
a hottie. Very Richard Gere-ish with a
bit of a George Clooney thing going on.
Even has a few silvers among the black
hair…that hangs just a tad over the
collar. Tres bien, merci. You two
would make a stunning set.
wonderwoman: Hello? Reality
check, please. Remember the hyphenated
last name? Kindergarten class mom? I couldn’t
last five minutes in the same room with
that man.
foreveramber: Oh really???
So it was more than longing gazes across
the conference room table, hmmmm?
wonderwoman: I can’t
believe he came back to Millennia. I’ll
never forget it when he quit.
foreveramber: You didn’t
answer, ww. Must inform you that at his
first staff meeting, he not-so-casually
asked if anyone stayed in touch with you.
foreveramber: Stevie?
Are you there?
wonderwoman: The Prince
is wailing for real this time. Gotta go.
Email the letter to Gray before you send
it, okay? Don’t blow your chance
at the reunion of your dreams. Bye.
foreveramber: Oh, I don’t
give a dog bone anyway. He’s probably
fat, ugly and doesn’t look anything
like Brad Pitt anymore. BTW, Stevie, you
don’t mind that I gave Tom Markoff
your email addy do you?
foreveramber: Hey - Stevie
Wonderwoman? You there? You there? Ruh
Roh. |
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TO: grayscale@connectone.com <gray
mcdermott>
FROM: foreveramber@quicklink.com <amber fleece>
SUBJ: tripping down memory lane
DATE: Friday 7/30 2:00 AM
Hi Gray McDermott…remember me? Amber Fleece from Lincoln High? I
saw your name on the classreunion.com list and couldn’t resist saying
hello. Hope you are well. I notice you live in Dallas. I’m still
in Boston, running the traffic department of an ad agency. I live alone
in Brookline, but still get out to the burbs to see my dad on the weekends.
I hear rumblings of a ten-year class reunion next summer. Any chance you’d
grace the old halls of LHS with your presence? Drop me a note and let me
know how you’re doing. Best, Amber Fleece |
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TO: wonderwoman@usol.com <stephanie
hilliard>
FROM: foreveramber@quicklink.com <amber fleece>
SUBJ: Oops – I sent it to him first
DATE: Friday 7/30 8:00 AM
Happy Birthday, Steverella! The merlot weakened my resolve (amazing how
it does that) and my finger hit…send. Trust me, it was pure drivel.
As I re-read in the light of day, it sounded kind of *corporate* if you
know what I mean. I wanted to be so effing funny but instead I sent an
endless array of prepositional phrases that you would have hated. Sorry,
but no one is funny after six glasses of wine and I knew that when I poured ‘em
and drank ‘em. Did manage to squeeze in the "live alone" bit,
though. Listen...is that Tom Petty singing? "The waiting is the hardest
part." Love. Amber. |
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TO: wonderwoman@usol.com <stephanie
hilliard>
FROM: tmarkoff@millenniamarketing.com <tom markoff>
SUBJ: Feeling some wonder-lust…
DATE: Friday 7/30 11:00 AM
Hey there Stephanie Walker. Guess where I am? Wandering the corridors of
MM and it makes me ~wonder~ instead of wander…whatever happened to
my friend Stephanie? The beautiful blonde with soul in her blue eyes and
heart in her smile? I heard you got married and moved to ORLANDO? What’s
up with that? I might not have returned to the "new" Millennia
as the conquering Creative Director if I knew you’d blown this popstand
already. Ah, well, the ugliness of the past forgotten, it seems, at least
by the His Majesty GW – I made him beg for me. The lovliness of the
past, however, is remembered every time I walk by the video closet where
someone else begged so long ago. Write if the spirit or anything else moves
you. Tom ps. happy birthday. |
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TO: afleece@millenniamarketing.com <amber
fleece>
FROM: wonderwoman@usol.com <stephanie hilliard>
SUBJ: How you will die
DATE: Friday 7/30 2:00 PM
Amber, you sneaky, double-crossing, no good little witch. Sorry to attack
you at work, but thanks for the perfect thirty-fifth birthday present.
Just what I needed. A flash from my past to remind me of all the stuff
that’s missing from my life. Why did you give Tom Markoff my email???
I’m married. He’s married. He hasn’t forgotten anything,
either, I can tell you that. Oh fuck. My whole body went numb when I saw
his name. I’ll write back to him tonight. I better learn from your
lesson and stop at two glasses before I hit send. Oh fuck. I think I’ll
pack up the stroller and hit Saks to punish Brent for being gone on my
birthday. Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck. I could kill you. xoxox, Stevie |
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TO: wonderwoman@usol.com <stephanie
hilliard>
FROM: jdesmond@millenniamarketing.com <julie desmond>
SUBJ: RE: how you will die
DATE: Friday 7/30 2:04 PM
Hello. I am Julie Desmond, administrative assistant to Amber Fleece. Ms.
Fleece is out of the office most of the day and asked me to review her
email in anticipation of a time-sensitive message from a client. Unfortunately,
I’m fairly new and didn’t recognize all of the email addresses
and opened yours in error. I will forward it to Ms. Fleece and sincerely
apologize for the inconvenience. Best wishes -- and, by the way, Happy
Birthday – 35 is a really nice age – enjoy! Julie. |
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TO: tmarkoff@millenniamarketing.com <tom
markoff>
FROM: wonderwoman@usol.com <stephanie hilliard>
SUBJ: Great to hear from you
DATE: Friday 7/30 9:10 PM
What a nice surprise! It’s been so many years. I heard you were living
in New York for a while. MM will thrive under your creative direction,
Tom. I’m glad you and GW could get by your differences – he’s
not a bad guy to work for. Look how he’s built MM from nothing to
the biggest shop in Boston. Yes, I left the agency two years ago…I
had my second baby and my husband accepted a promotion with his company,
based in Orlando. So, I’m living the good life – taking care
of my two children (a girl, Lily, 5 and a boy, Satan – just kidding – his
name is Declan and he just turned 2). Things are great down here. Amazing
weather and
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TO: tmarkoff@millenniamarketing.com <tom
markoff>
FROM: wonderwoman@usol.com <stephanie hilliard>
SUBJ: Right back at ya
DATE: Friday 7/30 9:13 PM
Look who’s back in Boston! New York too easy for you, huh? I heard
you broke into MM and strong armed GW into a sweet deal that includes a
corner office. Revenge is grand, isn’t it? Good for you. It’s
true – I’ve climbed off the career ladder and landed in paradise
with two beautiful, perfect, amazing children – Lily, 5, and Declan,
2. My husband, Brent, is the Executive VP of Operations for Grand Regent
Hotels; we moved to the Orlando corporate headquarters right after our
son was born. You might remember Brent. He was head of finance for Grand
Regent when the hotel chain was a Millennia client. We built a lovely home
in a nice development called Azure Lakes and I’ve been busy with
some volunteer work, although the kids are pretty much full time. Hope
you
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TO: tmarkoff@millenniamarketing.com <tom
markoff>
FROM: wonderwoman@usol.com <stephanie hilliard>
SUBJ: wonder-lust no more
DATE: Friday 7/30 10:00 PM
Well, hell, Markoff. Just when I thought it was safe to go on line. Thanks
for the note. I’m fine. Married, mothering, and delighted to never
have to write a client conference report ever again. Stay out of that video
closet, pal. It’s a dark and dangerous place. Stephanie |
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wonderwoman@usol.com:
foreveramber@quicklink.com is sending you an Instant
Message on Monday 8/2 at 11:11 PM
foreveramber: I know it’s
past 11, but please tell me you are still up,
Stevie.
wonderwoman: I’m here.
foreveramber: Get any good birthday
presents?
wonderwoman: Very beautiful
pink diamond watch from Brent when he finally
got home. Oh – and sensible underwear
from my mother.
foreveramber: God love
that woman.
wonderwoman: She sent
some for Lily, too. Hers were cuter – they
had butt ruffles.
foreveramber: Nice. Can
we talk about me for a minute???
wonderwoman: What was
I thinking?
foreveramber: Think about
this: sixty-eight hours and fourteen minutes
(well, really only 11 hours and 10 minutes)
have passed since the sending of email
to Gray. Nothing. Not a word. Noth. Ing.
wonderwoman: Maybe he’s
traveling and not checking email.
foreveramber: He strikes
me as the kind of guy who would have a
SideKick to keep in constant satellite
communications with the cyber world.
wonderwoman: He *strikes*
you? You haven’t laid eyes on the
man since you graduated from high school
ten years ago. Wasn’t he a musician
of some kind? Give him a few more days.
He’ll respond.
foreveramber: I’ve
always been too pushy with him.
wonderwoman: You don’t
even know if he’s married, single
or gay.
foreveramber: Rule out
the last one, babycakes. I had him.
wonderwoman: Yes I heard.
The prom. What happened that night?
foreveramber: He crashed
the after-party and I had enough Tequila
Sunrises (blech) to admit that I’d
been lusting after him since ninth grade.
Who could resist a drunk virgin in a homemade
Vera Wang knock-off?
wonderwoman: No mortal
man. Then what?
foreveramber: Ridiculously
amazing mind-and-body-and-soul connecting
sex for three months. Then I went to U
Mass and he went to follow his dreams,
which, evidently, didn’t include
coming back to Massachusetts and marrying
me. Never heard from again, as far as I
know. But I’ve never forgotten him,
Steve. And when someone invades your heart
like that, it’s…kismet. Fate.
Destiny. Chemistry. Ever had it?
wonderwoman: Yes.
foreveramber: With Brent?
wonderwoman: By the way,
I’m not speaking to you.
foreveramber: Yikes. Sorry
about my new admin seeing that email about
Tom Markoff. Julie’s very sweet,
don’t worry.
wonderwoman: Why did
you give him my email?
foreveramber: He wanted
it. Did you write back yet?
wonderwoman: Yes. After
a few pathetic tries. Why don’t you
google Gray?
foreveramber: I did. Nothing
came up. But he is on classreunion, so
I know he’s alive. Or in jail.
wonderwoman: Or married.
Oh, that’s redundant.
foreveramber: Stevie!?
What’s going on? Is Brent back for
a while?
wonderwoman: He left again
for San Diego for two days. That’s
the hotel biz.
foreveramber: Am I sniffing
discontent in wonderland?
wonderwoman: I guess they
would call it the seven year itch, right?
foreveramber: Depends.
What’s itching?
wonderwoman: I am. Maybe
Brent is. Hard to say since he’s
never around to scratch or be scratched.
foreveramber: Huge job,
darla. He’s in line for the CEO’s
job! You’re a made woman. But you
gotta put up with the travel. He loves
you. He always has.
wonderwoman: Made? Made
into what? I’ve done all the shopping
and decorating I can do. Now what? Junior
League? Good God -- I sound like a suburban
cliché. How did this happen?
foreveramber: You’re
still adjusting to the new life, new city.
Wait till Lily starts kindergarten. You’ll
take over the school. Run the marketing.
Do they have marketing in schools?
wonderwoman: PTA fundraising.
Same difference. |
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foreveramber@quicklink.com:
grayscale@connectone.com is sending you an Instant
Message on Monday 8/2 at 11:39 PM:
grayscale: amber fleece?
am i dreaming?
foreveramber: OH MY GOD
wonderwoman: What?
foreveramber: HE just IM’d me in a different session.
OH. MY. GOD. BYE!!!
foreveramber: You’re not dreaming. I’m real and
living in your computer.
grayscale: kewl. one of my favorite boston chicks.
foreveramber: One of?
grayscale: amazing how many people this classreunion
thing unearthed.
foreveramber: Sort
of like worms. So what are you
doing?
grayscale: living,
working, playing music
foreveramber: Still?
Playing bass? In a band? For real?
grayscale: why
are you surprised? i told you that’s
what i wanted to do.
foreveramber: Is
that what you do for a living?
grayscale: its
what i do to live. to make money,
i paint.
foreveramber: Paint?
I had no idea you were an artist.
grayscale: houses.
i paint houses. and walls. garage
doors and shit like that.
foreveramber: Oh.
You have your own business?
grayscale: sometimes
and sometimes i work for other
people. sounds like you’ve
embraced the business world with
both arms.
foreveramber: Yeah,
I work. I like it. It’s fulfilling.
I sound like an idiot, don’t
I?
grayscale: hardly.
so, not married, huh?
foreveramber: Nope.
You?
grayscale: not
technically.
foreveramber: There’s
a Gray McDermott meaningless answer
if I ever heard one. Either you
are or you aren’t, sugar.
Which is it?
grayscale: n’t.
living with someone, though.
foreveramber: Just
like a rock star.
grayscale: it’s
a little more complicated than
that. can i email you?
foreveramber: I
think that was the general idea
of my original correspondence.
grayscale: there’s
an amber fleece smart ass answer
if i ever heard one. i’ll
be in touch.
foreveramber: Ten
more years?
grayscale: not
a chance. why do you think i joined
this classreunion thing? to hook
up with tiffany sorensen?
foreveramber: They
didn’t call her stiffany
for nothing.
grayscale: she
didn’t have that effect on
me
foreveramber: No?
Then you’re the only guy
in our class who can make that
claim.
grayscale: i had
my eye on someone else
foreveramber: Will
you tell me about her?
grayscale: no.
you will. bye, toots.
foreveramber: Bye. |
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